weeeeeeeeee.................Giraffes like cherry tomatoes in their salads, but they prefer an even number of cherry tomatoes, like 6. They actually like the lettuce more when it has vinegar, not dressing. The Wedding Singer is a good movie, but it doesn't have tomatoes. I had a dream at age 5 about this cat who invited me to dinner and he was eating tomatoes and only tomatoes. He accidentally made them disappear. I think tomatoes make great friends in your tummy.
I like this guy a lot
he makes me wanna go to Fazoli's. We don't have a Fazoli's in Florida, but we have one in Indiana, and it's great.
Hysterical
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SOME! TIME! I! WILL! DIIIIIIEEEEIEE! FROM! THIS! WORLD! I! WILL FLAAAHHHYYYAAHYAAH!! AN ANGELLL WILL COME, AND BID ME WELCUUUUUMMM!!
I really like the old people comments, lol
"Or whatever the hell old people eat"
I had seen this one before, but the high pitched "til my head falls off" was played on repeat for a while..
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Barenaked Ladies and gentlemen (KZAA!)
also, did you hear about my bnl show? I wanna tell you about it but you're never on AIM. I wanted to tell you how hilarious it was that when we got there, mom and I didn't know where the line was. So we just crammed ourselves in the middle and someone god mad. a lady in a wheelchair said she flew from new york and said she's been there with her sons since the morning! my mom said "this morning?! aw how mean! Melanie, you can cut in front of her. Then the lady yelled "Stop! security! she's cutting in line!" nobody gave a shit and I got to the very front.
also I met a tmbg fan there and we just talked and then talked to other people, the nthe band came out 3 hours later. They actually did so well, even though Steve Page isn't in the band anymore.
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SOME! TIME! I! WILL! DIIIIIIEEEEIEE! FROM! THIS! WORLD! I! WILL FLAAAHHHYYYAAHYAAH!! AN ANGELLL WILL COME, AND BID ME WELCUUUUUMMM!!
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SEX AND VIOLENCE, SEX AND VIOLENCE, SEX AND VIOLENCE!
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"Learning something new is like running up stairs;
if you miss a step, you fall flat on your face."
I have a video too [link]
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SOME! TIME! I! WILL! DIIIIIIEEEEIEE! FROM! THIS! WORLD! I! WILL FLAAAHHHYYYAAHYAAH!! AN ANGELLL WILL COME, AND BID ME WELCUUUUUMMM!!
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